Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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I just saw the D in Disney for the first time ever. My brain always saw a backwards G. I knew it was supposed to be a D, I just never bothered to fix it. There has been a G there my whole life.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Close the Facebook page, after not having a single message in hours, and re open it in a minute, expecting numerous new messages......

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recycle the peanuts in my poop to make organic peanut butter

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Think about breathing...

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sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Being fat

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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watch reality t.v. when you're feeling guilty and think to yourself "at least I'm not as bad as that"

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Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

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make south park refferences every day

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.