that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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I was the real Stig...

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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A mix of Slenderman and Herobrine would be the ideal husband for me. >:)

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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Sometimes I'll think about something that's so weird nobody would ever do it, and then i figure there's a big chance somebody did it at least once in history.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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Hang something small in front of the webcam, in case someone is secretly watching me.

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Press cancel on your toaster before it finishes so that you can eat faster

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.