check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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Make fun of someone for something. Then realize you do the same thing

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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When you cringe as you walk out of a store because you're paranoid the door will beep...

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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Hate people who don't dress like you because they're not fashionable. Hate people who do dress like you because they threaten your individuality.

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Use my phone to see what time it is

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I chew my ice cream.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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Stab myself on a daily basis

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.