Do a little half laugh, then when someone looks at you, you realise that it wasn't even funny so you pretend to be clearing your throat.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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I chew my ice cream.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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I pretend I'm a really popular YouTuber and talk to nobody thinking they're my subscribers.

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Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.