- Things You Think Only You Do

When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

when you hear "tartar sauce" you think that it's actually made from tartar -MATT

k. everyone

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! end of special message just for you

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!

Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

Stare at something long enough thinking it will eventually move.

Boy:did it hurt? Me: Did what hurt? Boy:When you fell from heaven. Me: I came frome the pits of hell! Boy: Well then...O__O

I can't piss with my shoes on.

Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk and uninsured and killing innocent legal people or injuring them for life and leaving them in medical debt.

only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

I sniff my finger after I scatch my bunghole lol

Imagine a little person trapped and about to be crushed in the progress bar.

When a tooth is very loose,i shake it with my tongue because that pain is relaxing.

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

Use the massaging shower head on my anus to power blast the poop plaque away

I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

Pretend my ski pole is a gun while I'm on the chair lift. Or just any object around when I'm not skiing.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.