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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos
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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.
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I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)
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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.
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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.
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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.
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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...
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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.
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I was not born in the country I am living in now
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I **** with no hands.
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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....
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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.
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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.
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Make up a song to yourself.
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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.
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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.
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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.
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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.
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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.
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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.
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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.
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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill
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Mayada stupid
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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.