- Things You Think Only You Do

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

I have just one thing to say to all the women who look at me as a sex object. Hey.

Think that when you're reading something or watching tv some people somewhere are knowing what your watching or whether or not you understand what you just read so you don't wanna reread it to risk looking stupid.

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.

When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

I like to watch lava lamps heat up

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

When alone and listening to music I pretend that I am the artist and dance around the room like its the music video or I am on stage.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.