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I have to sleep with my bottom lip stuck to the pillow or my hand so I can breathe.
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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.
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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.
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When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.
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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...
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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.
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I **** with no hands.
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I was not born in the country I am living in now
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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....
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Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.
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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.
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Make up a song to yourself.
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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.
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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.
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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.
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Analyzing what could be wrong or false about your religion and God, then shooing the thoughts away in fear you won't get into Heaven.
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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.
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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.
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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.
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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill
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Mayada stupid
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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others
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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.
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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.