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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.
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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.
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Use my phone to see what time it is
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I like to eat tomato soup and peanut butter sandwiches...its not as gross as it sounds
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I hit the frig after sex
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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.
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Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.
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TV turned on just so... Makes you not feeling alone or because some other unknown (or) irrational reason.And of course, feeling guilty cause you spending energy and money but still... Most of the time you just don't care.
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Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person
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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.
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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat
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You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt
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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep
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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.
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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls
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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.
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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.
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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this
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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.
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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.
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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to
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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.
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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it
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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.