get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Whenever on a car ride, pretend you are in a military convoy and shoot at pursuing helicopters and soldiers.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Ur mum

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.