- Things You Think Only You Do

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

-10

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

-12

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

-12

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

-14

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

-16

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

-16

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

-16

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

-18

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

-18

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

Sleep with pillow between legs

Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Save more than once on your favourite game.

Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

Things You Think Only You Do