Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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Being fat

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after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

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While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.