I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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When I have nothing do do in Life Science I read the textbook.

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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Multi task while your brushing your teeth and forget you have a tooth brush in your mouth.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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Be a loner at school

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.