Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

Run faster down hotel corridors.

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

Sleep with pillow between legs

I'm in the middle of a good dream but I wake up and try to go back to sleep to finish it when it never happens.

When sitting or laying down, tell yourself to get up in your head but see how long your body can resist your commands, and end up yelling at yourself to move in your head while still sitting/laying down.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.