- Things You Think Only You Do

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

Only use the left earphone.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

Kill Jb without getting aressted.

Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

(okay maybe not a thing I do but something I noticed) When people call themselves "Writers" In today's world you know that might not be the case because we have computers so shouldn't they be called typers?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.