Smoking in the shower.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Only use the left earphone.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Sitting down in the shower

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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try to give your friends spirit animals

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.