When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.