Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.

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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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brush the dandruff from my eyebrows

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.