- Things You Think Only You Do

listen to madonnas new album

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

test how many stares you can scale in one step

Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

When I blow my nose I think I'm blowing my brains out and certain parts of things I learned at school are going into the tissue and will be forgotten forever.

I have memorized my drivers license registration number

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

I like asking my wife how her SIMIANS are doing (the sims 4) because its fun watching her try to hide the fact that it annoys her. Nero, now if you thought Moral Man the Friendly neighbourhood r*pist was bad... Well, thumb me down I dare you! Seriously I totally did not have a certain bitch turkish hacker put a tracker on my laptop si I can find out where you live... And pay some guy to break your kneecaps... I only done it twice though... Here on horsehead network :) Third time is a charm ;) NERO: Actually I paid people five times, the fourth did not do his job, so I pay a fifth to FINISH HIM! (Sometimes I think people on craigslist just like to kill for the fun of it, seriously, eighty bucks?)

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

make south park refferences every day

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.

Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

I **** with no hands.

Wait until my friends are done eating lunch so I don't have to dump my tray alone.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.