Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

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Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

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Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

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Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.