Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

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when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Sneeze for a few minutes when I've eaten too much.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.