Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

I don't read the terms of service.

only read the short jokes on this website

I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

Smoking in the shower.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.