Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

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When I'm home alone, I start hearing random noises and think someone is breaking in.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

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I scratch and sniff.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

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sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.