sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

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Toss something across the room toward the place it belongs, get excited when it lands upright/ perfectly in place, then immediately regret you weren't recording it.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.

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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

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the power to regenerate your appendix

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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I don't read the terms of service.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.