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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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think up the funniest jokes right before i go to sleep and cant think of them the next day
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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie
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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake
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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else
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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second
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Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.
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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.
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poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night
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I say a word and it feels like it didnt roll off of my tongue right, so I keep mouthing the word and saying it quietly to myself or in my head. Then end up saying it loudly in affirmation, possibly more than once.
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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere
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When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...
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When I'm walking I look up at nothing in particular and it causes everyone else to look up too!
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Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.
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i masturbate with my feet
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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead
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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos
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Sitting down in the shower
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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.
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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.
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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.