That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

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it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

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Mayada stupid

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

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Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

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Put the towel near the shower so that you can stand on it and not get the floor wet

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

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How funny would it be if plants were trying to kill us but they move too slow to get us

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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.

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Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.