Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Sometime when I'm alone, I like to fill my bathtub with marinara sauce and pretend I'm a meatball.

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

acting as if you can shoot with a banana

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

RE:" pee on the side of the toilet" you dont pee on the side of the toilet so it isn't loud. you pee on the side so it doesn't splash on you're legs as much.

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

when passing someone in a car beside you, you try to wonder where they are going just by looking at them, their clothes or their expressions

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

Smoking in the shower.

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

sometimes *sigh* sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

Only use the left earphone.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.