Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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I can only play a piano with my right hand

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Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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When texting someone on the toilet & they ask, "What are you doing?" I respond with, "Oh, just chillin." LOL. -Jade

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When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.