Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

Only use the left earphone.

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

Sitting down in the shower

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.