- Things You Think Only You Do

scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

Become self-conscious and wonder if you were making faces while day dreaming during the middle of class.

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....fap fap fap"

accidently sleep on my arm and it falls asleep

sometimes i feel like the person i look at in the mirror is not my own reflection

get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

While I Am on the computer late at night, my Mum tells me to go to bed, I say I will in a second. I stay for a few more minutes, my mum tells me again, I do the same thing...

Sometimes I have something I want to do and then walk into the room to do it in and forget exactly what I was trying to do, it usually involves the kitchen so I just look in the refrigerator then leave and then remember what it is I wanted to do.

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.