- Things You Think Only You Do

Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

Add numbers on license plates of cars around me while waiting at a light.

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

Going through a lot of Deja Vu lately, it feels like you have another life before this one.

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.