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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.
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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.
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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.
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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family
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When I was younger, I would always try to construct some type of car by using the plastic things from Push-Ups as wheels.
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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"
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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.
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make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.
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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer
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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?
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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.
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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first
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Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.
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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.
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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person
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Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.
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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.
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I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.
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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.
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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.
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When I'm on a site that requires you to login with Facebook or Twitter to leave a comment, I click on the names of the nice looking ones to go see their pages to add them to my friends list.
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Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now
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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird
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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.