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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

Pull your headphones away from your ear when you're listening to music to see if it's too loud.

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Criticize a porn novel for its poor use of the English language

I always have to remake my bed right before going to sleep in it

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

When I'm laying in bed in the dark and I close my eyes for a while then when I open them again I quickly scan for a light source just to make sure I can still see.

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

I stick used soap to a new soap so I don't waste it.

I wonder if elections are rigged?

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

When I wake up after having a good dream I try to remember it but I don't

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

like it when you fart because it scratches your butt when its itchy

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.