I was the real Stig...

laugh whenever I see an infomercial where the hosts glorify their products to the point where it seems like they have found Jesus it is hilarious.

I have minions that do what I want because pleasing me makes them happy. Moral: I control, the way you move, how do you like my grove zerg dude?

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.

When I get "interactive" commercials on my laptop screen, I like to "just shoot 4 out of 5 ducks" and feel like I have cheated the system.

When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

When your watching a YouTube video and you have to watch an AD, you mute it and turn your head away because your just that pissed off at the company.

Press harder on the remote when I know the batteries are dead.

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

Use my phone to see what time it is

I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

Sleep with pillow between legs

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.