Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Accidently send an empty text or text multiple people and send wrong text to wrong person

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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I don't read the terms of service.

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in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

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At any time of day, when i'm not busy, someone you know pops into your head and you start talking to them telepathically, but not for long, then you realise that youre just plain crazy? anyone?

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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When your at your friends house and they run out of toilet paper, so you sit there like "what do i do now?"

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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when you pick up something you think is going to be heavy and its like you suddenly have super strength

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.