make sure you hit every crack in the sidewalk evenly. slowly over time, you discover that you found an awkward walking pace to match the obsession.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Count how many steps there are in a stairwell I use often and then try to take it by same number each time... Eg if there are 16 then always go by twos and missing the others!?!?!?

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

I refuse to take dump with the shower curtain closed. I know someone's behind it...

When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

I hold my breath in elevators

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

the power to regenerate your appendix

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.