- Things You Think Only You Do

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

I think Frozen is an overrated film

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

Drive slow in straightaways and fast through curves, especially sharp ones.

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

when you wake up in the morning to a text and you read it with one eye open

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

Only use the left earphone.

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.