- Things You Think Only You Do

eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

While playing a video game, narrate it explicitly in your head, e.i., stringing together absurd amounts of obscenities and scream them telepathically at your foes.

Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

Use the toilet shower to wipe your a**, but denies the fact until death for your friends.

Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

Try to think of something nice when then thinks I the scariest things

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

Only use the left earphone.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.