- Things You Think Only You Do

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

I used to eat bath bubbles

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

I hold my breath in elevators

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

I can only play a piano with my right hand

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

When I meet someone random, and have a small conversation, and then when they leave, I feel sad because I think I am never going to see them again.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.