When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

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i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Sitting down in the shower

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

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I **** with no hands.

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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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Avoid eating at parties to look as though you're not hungry

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.

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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.