Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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It takes me a whole afternoon to write an important/professional email cause i keep thinking about what I should and should not write and it gets so stupidly difficult I take one hour breaks between every sentence.

Sleep in your jeans because you think it feels comfortable in the morning.

Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.