- Things You Think Only You Do

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

only read the short jokes on this website

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

When I piss in the toilet (naw, naw in the microwave, god) I try to pee on one side so the bubbles spin around the flush to see if it keeps spinning

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

Being fat

after i take a poop i stand up turn around and piss on my poop to try to split it in half

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

Discovering your friend is an indian (Nicole)

I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

I get mad at women because they menstruate and that's gross. I don't judge one woman individually for it, but I'm disgusted with the whole gender, which leads to being almost disgusted with myself for being attracted to them.

Walk down the street, listening to a song, singing it softly, then thinking 'I might wanna stop doing that before I look awkward', but the wires get crossed and you start singing LOUDER and so on.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.