Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

Peel my mandarin oranges in one try

Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

Justin Beiber is a woman

When having a flog in the shower I keep checking the door to make sure noone walks in

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

Smoking in the shower.

only read the short jokes on this website

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Only use the left earphone.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.