Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>

I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.

Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

I take a poop and then stand up to pee because I'm a man

Air guitar to a song of how you think it would be on a Guitar Hero game.

Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

Thinking, "What is wrong with this generation"

Use my phone to see what time it is

When I'm making a weird face, I remind my self to stop before it gets stuck like that.

look for old friends on facebook to see what they are up to now

When standing in long lines (stores, banks etc..) I think about how other people would react if I puked all over the place with no warning.

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.