I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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Smoking in the shower.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

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try to rip the top off an Oreo without messing up the cream and then if the cream comes out on both parts not wanting to eat the Oreo because its wrong.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Only use the left earphone.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Vigorously scratch my head over a black surface and watch the dandruff fall like snowflakes....then eat it.

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Sitting down in the shower

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.