Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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not be afraid of hurricane sandy

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I scratch and sniff.

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in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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Try stick to something but fail in the end

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Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

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cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.