- Things You Think Only You Do

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

I think some songs would be better if they didn't put a rap in with them

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

I mean Diana Ross.

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.