- Things You Think Only You Do

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

getting furius wen ppl hav bad speling n grammer

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

poke fun at somebody and pray for forgiveness the following night

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

trying not to laugh when reading things that you do in "Things You Only Think You Do" in fear your parents will mistake your laughter as you fapping.

Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Sometimes I wonder how food tastes when not drowned in ketchup.

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

Whenever Terminator 2 is on tv, I become enthralled and can't stop watching even though I've seen it a million times.

You see someone do something cool and imagine doing it in front of all your friends

Sometimes I wonder why I smell even though I remember putting DO on. I become embarrassed because there is a girl next to me. I hope she cannot smell it. Finally I realize its not me. It's her.

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

When Ive already talked to somebody , I think of things I couldve said to make the converstion better

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.