Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

not be afraid of hurricane sandy

I scratch and sniff.

in burgers, you eat until you have only a few bites left, then you eat the bun and then the insides

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

Sleep with pillow between legs

Save more than once on your favourite game.

my solve media says spare is big but it was space is big

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

pull out a flies wings and let it go

Try stick to something but fail in the end

Seeing an acquaintance who you would feel awkward talking to in a public place, knowing they see you as well, and pretending not to see them, while hoping they pretend not to see you as well.

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.