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worry about getting a little butt sweat mark on a chair if you've been sitting in it too long while its hot.
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You are thinking of really awkward moments that happened earlier in the day so then you subconsciously say a bunch of random things quickly out loud to get the thought of the awkward moment out of your head.
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I only EVER take my watch off if I need tto put on big gloves, like cricket gloves.
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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.
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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.
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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...
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I like to watch lava lamps heat up
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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.
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Run faster down hotel corridors.
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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D
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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny
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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.
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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.
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When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.
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make it a point of interest to know every word to a song that nobody likes. (i.e. call me maybe) >.>
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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations
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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.
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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.
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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...
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When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them
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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.
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Only one tissue left in the box... I'll just use toilet paper.
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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."
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Never eat curry before school otherwise you will have a massive poo
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.