- Things You Think Only You Do

We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

I always have to watch the credits of a movie even, though everyone else has left the theatre and there are people cleaning up the seats, which makes me think, they think i'm crazy.

Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

Drink alcohol out of styrofoam soda cups on the bus and train.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

When you had a crush on a girl in elementary school, then don't see her in middle school and think of how much of a bitch she was. Then You start crushing on her again in high school.

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

i get an headache when i each cheese. but i don't get one when i have pizza or cheese and onion crisps

When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

Sitting down in the shower

Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with

Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.

When the wind is blowing like crazy, I pretend I am the god who controls it.

I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home

I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.