eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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jump down the stairs when im almost down to save time

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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Courtesy flush.

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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I have memorized my drivers license registration number

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Love feet. like LOVE feet.

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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When I'm watching something interesting on TV, sometimes i realize they I'm making a weird face so i make sure that i make my face go back to its normal position. This way, my face won't get stuck like that

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.