Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

Whenever I watch TV, the volume has to be on multiples of 5. Even if the perfect volume is in between.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

i talk to myself in the mirror just to see how i look when im talking to somebody else, i even practice faces and my laugh (i should get a life)

Sometimes when I kill a bug, i wrap it up in a giant wad of paper towels, put it in a plastic sandwich bag, THEN throw it away. just in case...

When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

Count the number of times someone knocks on a door on television.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Read the time on your watch, then after a few minutes, read it again because you forgot it.

HEY! YOU! Yeah you! I can speak you only, NO! Nobody else here! Yeah you only you, by the way you are a dirty piece of s**t you mothe* F**ker! YEAH ITS YOU! I HATE YOU! EVERYBODY HATES YOU YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! *end of special message just for you*

Love feet. like LOVE feet.

Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.