- Things You Think Only You Do

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

Sometimes, when I'm at work, I j3rk 0ff in the bathroom. Please tell me someone else has done this????

If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

play Simpsons episodes in my head...way too often

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

I mean Diana Ross.

When I get in the car I look in the backseat for monsters or psychopathic killers and as I am turning to check I say out loud 'Oh, maybe my book is in the backseat, let me check' so the monster or killer doesn't know I'm really looking back there for them. That way they might not kill me.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

When i was little i used to see people's cars shaking and wondered why they were listening to a song that just goes "BOOM BOOM BOOM"

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.