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Check every spoon fork and knife in the silverware drawer for spots or old food before you choose which one to eat with
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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos
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When I post a picture on a Horsehead Huffer site that I made on Microsoft Paint, and it ends up being one of those that never load, I go back on Paint and save it again. Then I repost it, and it works.
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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.
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I find that whenever I go somewhere it always seems to take longer than when I come back home
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I hate it when people assume I'm smart just because I don't speak much and I wear glasses.
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I **** with no hands.
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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....
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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway
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I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.
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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.
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Walking into a room to do something, and then forgetting what you were gonna do.
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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.
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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.
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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.
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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with
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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.
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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.
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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.
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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.
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Mayada stupid
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If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.
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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.
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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.
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A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.