check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

Mayada stupid

If someone tells me what I did when I was drinking and it's stupid or embarrassing I pretend I don't remember because I was too drunk.

When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

Save more than once on your favourite game.

Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

I scratch and sniff.

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.