- Things You Think Only You Do

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

Help my dogs eat their dinner....I think the whole time, "If they only had thumbs".....

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

Sometimes I blink and act like I am taking a picture with my eyes.

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

Mares really turn me on, so I download "bad stuff" Ironically though, I worked at a farm last summer and realized there is nothing more disgusting than reality. Still mares turn me on... If on video.

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

If I'm in the car looking for an address or a street name I'll turn down the radio. Why?

Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.