Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

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Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

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I love touching, squeezing and occasionally biting my dog's (read: any dog's) muzzle. I love the texture and the gummy-ness. I also love how pissed he gets when I do it and sneezes after.

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i feel all weird and sad when i thing about my old belongings.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Sleep with pillow between legs

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Run into a wall and say "I'm sorry" and then realize that it's just a wall.

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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Turn off light in bed... notice something you haven't seen before. IT'S SLENDERMAN You turn the light back on and realized it was a lamp

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Save more than once on your favourite game.

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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

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turn the cover of a magazine around because i have a weird paranoia that the government slipped in tiny cameras on the eyes of the person in the cover.

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Thinking ambient thoughts while fondling myself into a semi hard-on.

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Guessing on those annoying Captcha things and then getting unnecessarily angry when it tells you you're wrong.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.