- Things You Think Only You Do

I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

I think Frozen is an overrated film

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Picking my nose.

I rehearse arguments in my head.

Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

Believing in the kindness of strangers

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.