- Things You Think Only You Do

never wanting to poop in other houses. You have to use your toilet

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

freak out if poster or pictures eyes are looking at me and can't have pictures in my room of famous people, however if I'm out and scared i have to have the pictures on my phone look at me for safety.....really wondering if any one else has this

You question gods existence and evolution but then quickly tell herself hes real so you don't get struck with a lighting bolt

sometimes when im in the shower and i hear the slightest bump i look behind the curtains to see if anyone is about to scare me

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

When there are multiple puddles on the sidewalk you try and jump in every single one of them

I used to eat bath bubbles

I used to peep when my relatives are watching porn, back when i was a kid. After that, i feel like i wanna pee.

Have a sudden urge to say "bomb" at an airport.

Justin Beiber is a woman

Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

the power to regenerate your appendix

Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

in the morning when you wake up and take a shower you make weird faces to stretch out and "warm up" your face for the day

You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

only read the short jokes on this website

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.