Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

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Point your finger to the sky when your favorite song comes on in the club or the radio

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I don't read the terms of service.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Smoking in the shower.

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You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

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I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

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I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

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(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.