Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Wishing you were living in that time when men were still gentlemen. Holds doors, brings flowers, chooses you over job.

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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try and open the microwave right before it finishes.

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Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

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Cheak the fridge every 5 minuets waiting for food to just "magicly" appear

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I strum my fingers on my other hand between the fingers on the other hand which is a fist to make a popping sound (Try it, it's really fun)

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Sitting down in the shower

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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Turn volume down on iPod or tv, then turn up one bar to make it seem like it's still loud.

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All of my friends go to halloween parties. I still go trick or treating.

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Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

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What do you call a rapist in your house? Your father.

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

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Watch peoples body language and see if they're on the same pace of thought as i am and then try to speed up my thinking to pretend or act like I am realizing something they are not.

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After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.