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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.
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eat the muffin bottom because it isn't as good as the top and i want to get it over with
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Chew as quietly as possible when eating cookies but as loud as possible when eating fruit.
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You're taking a poo, and you're bored. You use your thighs as drums to pass the time.
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That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.
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Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.
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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.
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When you have a stuffy nose, and you put tissue in one nostril so you can breathe.
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Fantasize about shooting one of those trucks that have some sort of liquid in them and watching them blow up.
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Tryng to run away from, or at least be faster than my shadow.
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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.
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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.
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Whenever I hear a baby or a young child scream very loud, I imagine that their head will explode.
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I scratch and sniff.
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When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement
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When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section
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When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you
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when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.
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When peeing at a urinal, move my stream back and forth the coat as much of the wall as I can.
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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.
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When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".
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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.
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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.
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Tough but loving hands!! Mmm them calluses tho!! ^_^
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.