Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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while I am sitting on the toilet I play with it and waste the toilet paper and of course i just keep flushing it

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I watch American football with the sound down low because the announcers are always trying to tell us that we didn't see what we just saw when the referees make bad calls

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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When I drink out of a disposable coffee cup with a lid, the opening on the lid has be on the exact opposite side from the seam where the cup is glued to form the cylinder.

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Sometimes I turn on my bedroom fan at night just so i can use heavier blankets.

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Listening to my iPod with other people walking by me or sitting near me and feeling mysterious and cool.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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I wonder if elections are rigged?

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Opening the fridge door, then trying to accomplish pouring a drink, before the door seals itself forever leaving the cola to the mercy of the outside world.

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Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

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When I see a post on this site with a single downvote I start to feel guilty and give the person an upvote because I feel sorry for them.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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When I was a kid and I misbehaved when my dad used to smack me I would put emphasis in my cries to let him think that I got the lesson.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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When I am driving and I see another car being pulled over I think "Oh, so I am not the only one"

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.