- Things You Think Only You Do

Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

Hthe temptation to go up on the roof but when u get to where u go out get freaked and run away

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

right click refresh on desktop. Repeat

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

Playing hide-and-seek and finding the best spot ever, only to realize you have to pee

wipe your armpit and then sniff it to see how bad you smell

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

Spend a ton of time on the way you look and the clothes you choose, then going out in public and imagining you're a celeb.

Before going to the bathroom, check behind the shower curtains for serial killers.

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

When I haven't looked in a mirror for a while, I worry that I look awful, and when I get to a mirror, I'm like "Oh yeah, that's what I look like".

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

I used to eat bath bubbles

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

I drive in the car then suddenly awake from a day dream and realize ive driven for the last 4 miles with no recollection of the journey.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.