Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

walking up steps in the dark and you think you've gotten to the top but there's actually one more step and you panic because you think your going to fall

Turn the door knob while closing the door ...so it doesn't make a loud noise.

I am 23 and I know how to spell "STORK"

I sometimes wonder if the world is even real.

Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

Ask me if an outfit makes you look fat? I'll say VERY!

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

Being stuck in a traffic jam and wishing I could just apparate

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

Believing in the kindness of strangers

When I see a pregnant woman I can't help but think "she had sex"

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.