I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Drool a lil bit and continue eating...

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When a book is boring, i will think of my favouite song and then i will start singing the book, like i will look at the words and ligit, start singing them in my favourite tune~im so weird

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

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Stop singing about weed when you see a cop car.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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Eat the last bowl of ice cream. Then 6 hours later, you wish you hadn't. (sometimes even open the fridge and check whether you actually ate it or not)

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Look at my poo before I flush it.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

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I have shown up for a first date in a friends POS car instead of my own to see if she is too materialistic

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Cringe when remembering something weird about you that happened years ago

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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When i think about something hilarious that happened previously and laugh about it days later at the most innappropriate time.

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Somethings thinking: O God, I love this world.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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fap

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.