- Things You Think Only You Do

I try to say something, but a bunch of people are talking at the same time so I yell at them to shut up and as soon as I say something I realize I was wrong so I say"okay" as calm as possible to keep from looking like a douche

Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

Sometimes I get annoyed when I realize none of my friends ever eat vegetables or drink anything but sugary soda`s and are somehow as healthy, sometimes even healthier than me.

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

Use my phone to see what time it is

When at Burger King, McDonalds etc. I always finish the drink before the food so that I still have the taste of the food in my mouth when I'm finished.

When I am bored and home alone, I sometimes try to recreate the most annoying sound in the world from Dumb and Dumber. (P.S. Sorry if this was already submitted, I didn't see it.)

If I'm at work and have to poop, when I get in the stall I look under the opening at the bottom for any other feet in the other stalls to make sure I am alone. I always think what if when I do that someone else does it at the same time.

When I can't find my phone so I panic and shearch everywhere only to find out it was in my pocket.

I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

When it's as quiet as possible in the classroom in the middle of the period and everyone is silently doing their work.... I suddenly think of something REALLY funny and spend the next half hour awkwardly grinning trying my hardest not to burst out uncontrollably.

Blink and pretend that you just took a picture with your eyes.

Try stick to something but fail in the end

cussing someone out on a video game only to realize that your mic is off

My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

Spread my butt so poop comes out easier.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

Without thinking i ask questions i know the answer to

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.