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I play out romantic scenarios with myself when I'm alone. We're talking full-blown just straight up talking out loud- to myself, of course. It's not that I'm lonely or anything since I did this when I had a boyfriend anyway (just to clarify, it didn't end because of this XD.) I really just feel like doing it because it's really friggin' entertaining. If you've never done it, well... it's basically like being in a really crappy, low budget soap opera, with a plot that doesn't make any damn sense, staring you as every character and the audience. That's basically the only way I could describe it lol.
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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.
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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them
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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton
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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...
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(Men) When you have to poop and pee at the same time, you stand to pee, and THEN sit to poop. Just out of principle.
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Put my hands together the 'other' way
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I thought I was disgusting until I read the top voted things here. Floral: Actually pretty neat.
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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.
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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.
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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.
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Talking to yourself in your head so you don't seem so crazy.
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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.
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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"
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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.
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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.
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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.
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looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...
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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?
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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."
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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.
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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.
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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile
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I can understand (insert language) but for the life of me I can't speak it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.