(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

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whenever I use a public stall I pretend Im not there to avoid unwanted attention

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Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

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use the hair drier to dry my balls after shower

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start telling someone a story and then realize that i would only be funny if they actually saw it.

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I Masturbate Daily.

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Tap my fingers really rapidly when I'm annoyed, stressed out, fed up or angry.

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.