- Things You Think Only You Do

You think someone is reading your mind and hurriedly change what your thinking to something normal

The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

Waiting with a friend the microwave countdown finish and when comes to 0 shout "Happy New Year!" and we hug each other

Reading all these posts and being reminded that we are all more similar to each other than we think, regardless of whatever group each of us may belong to.

If people knew what I am really thinking about while they are talking to me... YIKES!

feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

Smoking in the shower.

I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

(1) In the middle of a conversation, I start to think of all the crazy stuff I could do even though I would never want to i.e. punching them in the face, making out with them, flashing them.

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

Something that bothers me is when a movie sequel comes out and for whatever reason the same things from the first movie happens so they just end up making the same movie

trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

Get annoyed when I click on the "popular" button and it's always the same things.

I think something is gonna get me at night when I walk out of my brothers roomso I look behind me and run and usually bump into a wall

Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.

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Burglars have become very clever. Just last night my wife turned to me and said that she hears burglars downstairs so I got up quietly checked every room suddenly I realised that I don't have a wife.

I like to think I'm a Lion or cat.

You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

sometimes sigh sometimes I-I-I-I feel like the third or fourth most useless invention! Moral: BUAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

When you are thinking, and you think about what you are thinking. You are automatically purposely thinking until you stop thinking about it. I am thinking about thinking about how I think right now. I think...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.