Thinking about what is nothing and other deep shit when trying to fall asleep.

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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I like to go out without shoes on hot days and play the floor is lava

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Say something in my head, but then wonder if i said it out loud and just didn't realize.

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When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Listening to romantic hollywood sad core and feeling depressed because your single.

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Whenever I got hurt I used to just run like that would stop the pain

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Log onto facebook, notice a family member is also logged on, and immediately log off before they trap you in a never-ending facebook chat.

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I hold my breath in elevators

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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

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I pretend that my pillow is the love of my life and kiss it and cuddle it before bed.

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When a passneger in the car, I sing songs in my head and hope the song is in time with the signs and streetlights as I drive past them.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.