expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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I wonder what a baby is laughing about when they are apparently being entertained by something in the room I can't see

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Tell myself that I'm only going for a 20 minute nap and end up sleeping for 1/+ hour(s)...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.