I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

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I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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Picking my nose.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.