You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

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everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Picking my nose.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.