Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...

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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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I doodle on everything I get that can be doodled on, even my exams :)

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Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I have autofocus in my eyes.

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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i try to spit onto my line of piss while going to the toilet.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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Find a really good joke on the internet and pretend you came up with it to make your friends think you're funny

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.