I was not born in the country I am living in now

When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

Believing in the kindness of strangers

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.