When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

Intentionally utilize uncommon vocabulary to replace colloquial slang for the pure purpose of entertainment (for oneself). :D

At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a harding and make people think it's that big all the time.

Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

Write b as d and d as b or p as q and q as p. I mostly write b as d and d as b since I've learned the alphabet. Trying not to do that now

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.