I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

When masturbating at night, looking at the window paranoid that someone is watching. But stopping or moving out of view.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

Picking my nose.

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

Believing in the kindness of strangers

I was not born in the country I am living in now

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

I talk to inanimate objects daily.

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.