Start to cry when your alone, but stop yourself because you don't want to look like a pussy.

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I like to lather my entire body with Nutella and put paper in my hands and stand there acting like a tree.

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Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

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Doing something, and someone asks you what you're doing, and you realize you can't remember. Then they walk off and the instant they're gone, you remember.

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When you Saigon the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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if your listening to music, move the volume up and down to experience the bass a lil better

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I don't use my car air conditioning because I think it's wasteful and it might "run-out" when I'm REALLY, REALLY hot.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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Think of the most awkward or dreadful thing you could possibly do in any given situation and be almost compelled to do it but then realising that you could never show your face anywhere ever again if you did.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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When theres a car just like yours right next to your car in the parking lot you almoat always gravitate to that car instead. It's the worst when there people in the car and you keep trying to open it.

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Can't stop tears from comeing to your eyes when singing

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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Pretending there is a man running beside you during a long car journey and jumping over obstacles

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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I ship Bolin and Korra as a romance and a bromance. Am I weird for doing this?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.