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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)
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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror
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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.
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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.
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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.
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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.
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Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!
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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.
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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!
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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it
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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you
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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.
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I have to stop the Microwave on 0 but before it beeps or I'm not going to get what I want in life. OCD MUCH
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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.
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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.
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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.
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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"
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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\
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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4
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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum
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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.
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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.
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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."
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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.