Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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i masturbate with my feet

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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Invented a special password for yourself in order to recognize yourself if travel through time.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Not likeing something someone posted because you have a secret crush on them and you don't want them to think you check there Facebook too much.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Drink out the carton (your whole family prob does it)

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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get annoyed when the pop-up lid on the dish soap bottle is left up

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.