log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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Knowing and feeling that the whole world is out to get me............ And only me......... I know.......... Weird right??????

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.