When ever i watch a movie with my parents i hope to god there is no nudity or awkward sex talk

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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I have a phobia of incest

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Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.