Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?

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Get scared of the dark while in bed, so you make sure all limbs are tucked nice and tight under the covers. Once done, you now feel safe..

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when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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after taking a dump i always still smell a little bit of poop and i wonder if other people smell it too

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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Pick your butt and then wipe your hand/fingers somewhere hoping that the smell dosn't stick to you and that no one smells it....

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Picking my nose.

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.