when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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Glance at your friend beside you, smile to yourself, and think, "I could murder them."

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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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When I was younger I'd lay in bed & think about who I would pick if a person told me that I had to choose between 2 people and the 1 that I don't choose will die.

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I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Wondering how your funeral would play out if you die

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Leave the fan on at night just in case you feel to warm.

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Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

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Spend ages searching for a porno (normally about 40 minutes), search through it for the best bit, finish and think "what was the point of all that"

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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I find it easiest to read or study while sitting on the toilet.

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..

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I like to watch lava lamps heat up

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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When I am in a bind and I know I need help I just say " I gott this" and things work out

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get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.