Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

Getting over excited when you hear a song you like on the radio, even though you have it on your Ipod and can listen to it whenever you want.

I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

Get turned on when you see a girl yawn

I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.