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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos
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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)
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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.
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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.
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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good
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When you're walking along at night and you see the moon, then you move around quickly,still looking at it as if you're controlling it.
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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.
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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.
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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.
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log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile
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Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.
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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you
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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.
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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4
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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.
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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror
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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.
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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.
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Rub a pen tip between my fingers.
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Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it
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get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!
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judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.
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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.
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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.