Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

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OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

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Looking up your teachers on facebook just to look at their photos

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touching something (like a crack in a wall) and then thinking to yourself that your the only person thats ever touched it..

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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Imagine flying things and epic battles when listening to music.

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Sometimes I imagine that I am in a coma and all of the things of this world are not real. Then when I wake up from the coma I will be the best inventor of all time.

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I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Try to find the perfect stride length so you don't have to walk all weird to avoid stepping on a sidewalk crack. Fail miserably but keep walking weird.

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I always ask myself "Why am I me?". But have never come up with a good answer.

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expecting to get on this website to find something funny but instead finding crappy posts.

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.