I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

Pay attention to commercial breaks to see if there is ever a break without an advertisement about cars or new movies coming out

When you have the " If I'm on an elevator and it breaks and is about to crash at the bottom, and I jump up before it does, will I live?" thought.

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Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

Tip my couch over to dig for something I have lost and then end up finding a bunch of random crap.

When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

Open my mouth while doing my mascara... it's impossible not to!!!

I like to watch people and imagine different stories that could explain why they're doing whatever it is that their doing.

Taking your headphones/earbuds off a lot to see if your music is playing loudly. Or to see if other people could possibly hear it

Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you

get a new *to you* car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4

Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

Things You Think Only You Do

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