when im in the toilet and invent something in my mind and dont have a pen and paper to wright my invention and when im done i forget about it...

everytime i see a jet stream in the air i pretend that i can shoot a missile with my finger tip that is self guided and tracks down the airplane that made that certain jet stream.

Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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Sometimes when I'm bored I start shouting things in German.

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

when i wake up from a dream and it was an amazing dream. then i try to fall back asleep to have it again...it doesn't work

judge a spider on it's ability to hide from me and decide to let it survive if I consider it a clever hiding place, then get paranoid because the spider was smart.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

Picking my nose.

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

read on youtube comments with too unlikes

I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

Write something down here so that it seems like you think its normal when your actually really paranoid that its not.

feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

When you look at the sidewalk and try to step on the boxes instead of the lines, and feel like you need to do it a number of times per leg to make it even.

When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

While in bed, I cover my head with my bed sheets because it makes me feel safe from monsters.

Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

I was not born in the country I am living in now

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.