Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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I sometimes deliberately miss buses or trains even though I could easily board them.

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I really hate the sound of sqeaking balloons

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Get somewhat worried about myself if I'm thumbed down on THIS SITE.

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When you see someone you know in a shopping centre and you pretend that you didnt see them at all because you cant be bothered striking up a conversation.

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i absolutely hate the number nine, and when i told my brother this i was like "sometimes i wish i could delete the number 9" and hes like "but then youd have 9 numbers" and i was like..... "FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"

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when your professor describes their wife or husband you imagine their wife or husband.

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turn off the tv by accident and then turn it on only to find that it takes forever to work again

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only read the short jokes on this website

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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Looking at something suggestive on your computer and worrying that someone else in your family can see what you're doing on their computer.

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Hate when I can't sleep and the sun starts to come up and I hear birds chirping and i get worried and just realize that I should be happy that it's a new day and to relax.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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Having to poop in a certain way to avoid your ass sucking it in again. If it all comes out in one go, the cleaning becomes a lot easier and more satisfying.

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

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Pretend the legs of a chair are the barrels of a mini gun while moving them.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Believing in the kindness of strangers

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If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

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feel like your calculator is judging/making fun of you for looking up simple equations

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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.