Half of these posts are all but "things you think only you do". So is mine

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Listening to a song, thinking about having the life of the singer in the band

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When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

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I take a dump and then look to see how big it is.

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I don't know about anyone else but I really felt bad when the Lich killed Prismo in Adventure Time

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cover myself in vaseline and roll around on the floor pretending im a slug

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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I love the We'll Be Right Back jingle on the Eric Andre show.

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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Never step on manholes, because I'm afraid to fall in.

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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realize that no one is listening to me talk so I say something completely random to try and get there attention

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Sometimes, for no real reason, I'll make strange or funny noises when no one is around.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Leave those last one or two sheets of toilet paper after taking a crap just so you don't have to replace it.

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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I have won so many competitions online for things like being the 99, 999th visitor on the site

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I TALK WITH PEDOBEAR ABOUT OUR BUSINESS ;)

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Get soo scared in the shower when your home alone that you are scared to open the curtain just incase somebody is out tthere

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.