only drink milk from a freshly opened carton

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try to make myself sneeze because I like the feeling I get when I do

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filling your mouth with water in the shower and spitting it at the wall.

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Read things from this page and think to self: "Thank God, I thought I was the only one."

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.

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.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

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Learning a definition of a word and after that seeing it everywhere.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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Right before I go to the dentist I brush my teeth.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Playing a sad song that talks about your current situation and then looking in the mirror or out the window pretending you are in a sad music video.

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When watching TV shows, I always think about what I would have done differently if I was the character in that particular situation.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.