Save more than once on your favourite game.

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Go to bed with my left nostril clogged, wake up with my right nostril clogged.

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My login password is INCORRECT so if I forget it my computer will say "your password is incorrect"

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When playing a game you refer to the kid you don't know as "kid" - ar2

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When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

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You always go to the corner of the shower when the cold water is running.

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put wood glue on my hand, blow it dry and peel it off to make fake skin

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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When you need something from someone and you forget what it's called,So then you have to awkwardly explain it.

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Sometimes at a red light, I like to look at the person driving next to me and if they look towards me I quickly turn around and pretend I wasn't looking at them.

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I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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When ever i hear music that i like i imagine im in a fight and i know martial arts with people i dont know

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Change the channel when a Progressive commercial comes on because I can't STAND that stupid Flo girl.

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When I look at a clear blue sky, I'm convinced that I see little tiny floaty things, and think that I'm seeing air molecules.

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We keep a spare key hidden outside somewhere in case we are locked out

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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I hold my breath in elevators

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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Emmy Jackson Y U ALWAYS ANGRY WHEN SOMEONE SAY HI

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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When I'm drinking something, I slosh the glass back and forth a long with my head to try and get what I'm drinking into my mouth.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.