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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.
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doesn't eat meal until desired tv show starts.
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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials
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Sleeping with one leg under the blanket and one out.
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When im home alone, i watch porn with the volume turned up really loud.
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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.
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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.
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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.
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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.
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Make calculations with house number. Eg: House nº 112 means house nº 4
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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night
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Wish that illegal Mexicans would stop driving drunk without insurance and crashing into legal citizens who pay taxes and insurance leaving us with a debt in medical bills so that we cant afford physical therapy.
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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.
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Thinking your life is a movie...
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When passed by a very attractive girl in the street, turn around and look after her and/or follow her to the next street corner, in order to grasp more of her beauty.
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Kill Jb without getting aressted.
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Feeling very uncomfortable for days, untill your motivation finally reaches that point when you start learning for the exam.
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I used to shower with my cat which struggles like hell, even though it loves getting fucking filthy, one day it even bit my dick. I still shower with my cat.
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when im lying in bed and fart i bring the blanket up to my nose and smell it. And nod in approval..
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Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.
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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.
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I love myself, my wife, the threesomes, and I STILL spend time with you! Moral: Which must mean YOURE WINNER! AND STUFF! Either that or you are a sad fuck, cant argue...
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when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi
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masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.