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Know almost every line from spongbob episodes.

Start walking down a busy street or mall, and realise I've gone the wrong way. Suddenly stop and pretend to read something on my phone for a few seconds before turning round and walking the right way.

Thinking you're very popular after you have owned someone at school.

when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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Sometimes I wait a long time to pee when I really have to go. It feels good.

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

Flush the toilet before you finish peeing.

When reading some of the weirder things here, I somewhat worry some of these things people do might start happening to me just because I read about them.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

Pretend I'm a back-up dancer or singing a duet with the singer of the song I'm listening to.

Watch a familiar movie, and then freak out when you see a suspensful part, only to later realize that there was no point in getting worked up since you already know what happens.

Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

I hit the frig after sex

When someone is really, really angry is telling me their story, I keep a straight face but I can't help mentally laughing my ass off because of their weird facial expressions. Sorry.

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

Whenever i do something bad to someone I can't stop smiling even though i never wanted to smile in the first place and i feel like people think I'm a terrible person

I think any disasterous accidents will not happen to me.

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