Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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eat cake in a bowl with milk the way you would eat a bowl of cereal

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

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When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

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While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

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The power to put a pointless super power on thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com

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have you ever thought of a relative when masturbating?

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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Think of all the perverted and disgusting things that I'd like to do to the women at work then feel bad for being a vile and disgusting person, then kind of feel turned on anyway lol.

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Fake an orgasm after only 30 seconds, watch the "wtf" look on her face then laugh hysterically.

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Being fat

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send a text to some one and act like you "meant" to send it to someone else.

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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I prefer to go to the bathroom with the door open.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.