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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.
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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.
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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!
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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?
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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.
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Sitting down on the toitlet to pee (being a male). It's so comfortable when you're tired. Also: Wonder if there's a female version of this, where girls stand up to take a piss. Just curiosity.
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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.
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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.
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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?
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When no one is home, I poop with the door open, just because I can.
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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.
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I put a cigarette lighter in a fireplace, anyone else?
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browse the internet at school and look at shit brix and the dog with the jesus butthole appears and the teacher saw and said what are you looking at? i was banned for the rest of the term. jesse footter
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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets
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When you start wondering if you're in a dream and suddenly feel trapped
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I see something glittery, someone tells me not to pick it up because I'll glitter all over myself, I pick it up anyway and glitter all over myself.
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In the shower i let water run down my hands so it looks like i'm shooting water out of my fingers.
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I cover the mirror on my bedroom door with a sheet at night, because I think the shadows casted in the mirror are gonna get me.
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Wake up after a dream. About a day later you think about if it was real or not.
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I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka
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Feel like something is behind you/watching you, run to your room super quickly and get into the room before that something gets you
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I asked telemarketers for their home number so I can call them at home and disturb THEM while they're relaxing with THEIR family
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acting as if you can shoot with a banana
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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.