Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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acting as if you can shoot with a banana

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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Have one of those days where you think it is just a dream but then reality takes over

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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After reading something from this site, I find myself compelled to try it.

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only read the short jokes on this website

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Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

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I waTch 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP AND I FAPPED THOSE BITCHES MANY TIMES! HELL YEA! /M\

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

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IM 13 years old when i touch something i have a feeling and wont let me do anything until i touch it again or 4 times or sometimes even 16 times i cant live like this its weird!!!!

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Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

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I was not born in the country I am living in now

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When someone enters the room while i'm playing a game, start playing the best song of the game soundtrack so they notice it and think the game has a cool soundtrack.

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Sitting on toilet after pooping without wiping for longer than a minute because your in your phone.

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When you like your own comment or status', but then you feel kind of pathetic for doing it so you unlike it.

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Lightly touching your stomach or other body parts with your fingers to get that tickling sensation.

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Feeling sorry for objects to throw away!! Haha anyone els?

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Sniff or tap to a rhythm to some sort of beat I composed in my head...

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always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

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watch lesbian porn instead of normal because you hate have other men in the picture

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when you've done everything you wanted to do on the internet and stop and just stare at the screen.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.