Pretend like i'm having a conversation with someone talking to somebody on a phone, and randomly say something to go with what the person says.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

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Deside to watch a video in bed on your phone or iPad and drop it on your face...

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Stopping the microwave at 1 second because it's late and you don't want to be loud.

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Wipe a soda can after somebody else in my family drinks out of it just in case I get sick or I may feel there spit.

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Sitting down in the shower

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Write a word then wonder if it's spelt with an i or and e so just put them both in but do it in such a way that the person reading it won't know whether you didn't know the spelling or misspelled it then realized your mistake and tried to fix it.

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Pretending I'm on my cellphone in public.

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Layer the water in the toilet with toilet paper, so when I poo the water does splash back up and splatter poo and water all over my bum

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

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Feel bad about hurting someone a long time ago, when I was a child, and wish I could speak to that person and say "I'm sorry." Cringe whenever the thought of the incident rises.

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I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

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Wipe the salt off your hand on your right pant leg after eating salty fries from fast food restaurants.

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get happy as sh*t when you remember your homework is do after your lunch period so you can do it then, but never end up doing it.

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I can't step on the cracks of sidewalks.

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Thinking that out there, on this earth in a lost city, there is an awesome clone of you.

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I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.