- Things You Think Only You Do

it is not disgusting to bite your toe nails, it is a skill

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

Think that my ice tastes different than my water.

Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

When the car ride is silent, I wink with my right eye when I pass a sign on the right, and the opposite for the left. And then when there's a double yellow line, I close my eyes.

when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

Trying to figure out what form of suicide would hurt the least.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

get really freaked out when your in a parking lot and the car next to you starts backing up and you think your moving forward.

When I use the bathroom at school, I keep the door open with the kickstand and use the stall. It's because I fear that one day, when I'm all alone in the bathroom with the door closed, the fire alarm will go off and scare the living crap out of me. This trick backfires when someone comes in without closing the door and uses the urinal.

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.