Trying to do things before the microwave beeps .

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

If someone high fives me on one hand, I need to high five the other one too, or I feel uneven.

Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

Go for a 10 mile run.

check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

think of who i would kill if i found out i only had a few weeks to live. i.e. sickest criminal alive.

masturbate as soon as the opportunity arrises. "You'll be home alone all day" "Ok, bye.....*fap fap fap*"

looking at the last page of thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com to see how weird some people are...

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

Hate when people ask "do you have a bathroom?" It's like "no we crap in the yard!"

That awkward moment when you thought the other person opened the door for you to go in first, when it was actually for that person.

when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

When I hear footsteps approaching while I'm sitting on the toilet, I'm getting ready to jump at the door in case I actually forgot to lock it.

Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

A lot of times I believe things I see or things that happen are "signs" of something.

after dialing a number and clicking "call" constanly rehearse what your going to say when the other person picks up the line

I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

When im alone in my car i talk to myself about lifes issues

Sometimes I think of doing really bad things and smirk, only to later regret even thinking of it and start questioning myself while feeling bad about it.

Try to time the traffic light so that when I snap, my light turns green. Always so so close.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.