fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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getting really nervous about random white vans that drive by you.

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Realizing that I can just yell out the word "Fuck!" and no one can stop me.

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

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I think my friends are dumb! I love them so much!!

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Go through a bunch of the boxes with the messed up letters (The ones making sure your not a robot) trying to find one you like. Then, click the refresh button and realize that the last one might have been the best one you were going to get.

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Make up a song to yourself.

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check to see if post has any likes right after posting it. then have second thoughts about it.

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Think that the person driving keeps staring at me when ever they look in the mirror and I'm sat in the back.

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I always think I have special powers

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Freak out at sudden noises when home alone at night.

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Think what would I be doing if I was someone else

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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when walking i always count how many steps i have taken as i go

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Do somthing only you do

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If I have to get up early the following day I will surprisingly wake up early even without an alarm

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When in a outhouse I get scared that I can't unlock the door. This one time in the winter the lock froze and I was almost stuck

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Until just recently, I thought apple juice was made by the pee of the company. Just that they added sugar.

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When at a restaurant you practice your order inside your head, then when you actually have to order you mess it up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.