- Things You Think Only You Do

I blow my nose in my towel after i dry off. Then use the same towel the next day. lol

Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

Left alone Big noise, people aren't expected back as soon so grab baseball bat and charge only to find them back early...."what you doing?" "batting my socks around practising my baseball skills"

Whenever you shave, you make sure you cut both ends of your moustache, leaving a small patch in the middle above your lips. Then you pretend to be Hitler ;)

I was not born in the country I am living in now

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Laying in bed at a friends place with your eyes closed imaging where you would end up if you got up and went to the toilet as if it was your own house.

When you're scared of the bathroom and you close your eyes you quickly look around to check if there's a monster or something in the mirror

I don't like being told what I will do or how I will feel.

when listening to pandora just skip through the songs and hit the like or hate buttons and not listen to the music,but then when you want to listen to the music you can't because theres no wifi

I have a phobia of incest

If im taking a crap in the public washrooms and someone walks in I try to make covering noise as soon as its about to plop.

.don't congratulate someone on facebook until someone other does, because maybe it's a fail.

While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

When you are outside, you see a small shadow moving across the ground. You think it's a ball someone threw, so you look up to catch it, only to realize it is a bird.

Sometimes I accidentally move my mouth in a way where it suddenly makes a random farting noise so I immediately just make more obviously made fart noises just so people wont think I actually farted. Is that only me?

I wonder what it wonder be like to have a really tall girlfriend?

Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

When I Download A Song Or Movie And The Download Speed Slows Down I Think The FBI Is Tracking Me.

Scratch my asshole and always judge it to be okay to continue my day, no matter how bad the smell.

Love the natural smell of my dog's paws.

I never take drinks into smelly places, out of fear that the smell will somehow get into my drink and contaminate the taste.

log out of any social network sites so that when im on a website it doesnt somehow send messages to my profile

always get sports injuries, never get any attention from them

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.