i leave tv on when i sleep...cant close it cause i hate to hear....noices...in my bedroom that cant identify......

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Whenever someone enters a pin number I always try to see how many number I can remember

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Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

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Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

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Accidentally scratching a surface and then scratching it again with the tops of your fingernails to even it out.

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Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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I cant ride a bike

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I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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If my SOLVE media is too long I refresh it to give me a shorter one

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feel like im being watched turn my head sideways and see someone suddenly look away.

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Making gang signs out the window when your parents let you ride in the front seat

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Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Put the porn sound in a really low volume even when you have headphones, just to make sure noone can hear it. Then take off the headphones once in a while to check if it sounds too loud.

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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So has anyone else ever been in the middle of doing something and at the exact moment something happens and you sort of wonder if it happened because of what you did.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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Love to check my astrological compatibility with my favorite musicians.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.