Whenever I pull a long hair from my vagina or butt, it feels good.

Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

Try to figure out if some of the posts were written by the same person.

Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

When I'm watching a video on YouTube, I repeatedly click on the video slider section below the video because I feel uncomfortable not doing it, ever since I realized that you can't move to different parts of the video with your keyboard without clicking there first.

While talking on the phone you can't think of anything to say then it gets awkwardly quiet

Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

Sometimes I wonder if I'm actually in a coma and that everything is just a dream and my parents are standing over me watching me and wishing their daughter was awake

I go to the fridge, see that there is nothing I want to eat in it, and then go back to it a minute later hoping that something I like has materialized

I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

Masturbate. Sometimes two or three times a day.

Panic when your car alarm goes off while you are going to get in because you suddenly look like a criminal.

OMG have you ever realized that one of your eyes is showing everything more reddish and the other one showing everything more bluish just like these old 3d glasses

Go outside to meet a friend but he cancelled so you stay in your garage so your parents don't know you're there

Say "Up and Down" for "Left or Right"

When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

Wondering what would happen if you did something super random or inappropriate in a group setting. :)

After getting up from the grass, I use my foot to move the grass I was sitting on around so that there isn't a butt print in the grass.

When I watch porn, I only watch like the first 5-10 minutes of it. To be honest I wonder why people bother making them longer too.

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

I have to make a breathing hole for fresh air to come in when I am laying under a hot blanket.

Sometimes I blow my nose on yesterday's socks because it is the closest thing to the bed in the morning and I'm too lazy to get up and go for a tissue. O_o

that time where you open the fridge door and stare at it for like 10 min then close it and walk away?

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.