Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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when your doing something or going somewhere you think didn't I already do this, like your back in time.

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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I make sims of everyone I know and make them have kids together.

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Listening to more obscure music in a public place and turning it up in hopes that someone will ask you what you're listening to and you can tell them about it/open their minds.

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When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

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Paranoid someone is reading your mind, so you think something weird to see if they look at you

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see a old couple in the street and think," i wonder if he still bangs her" lol

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because f*ck the NSA.

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Blow into the shower head when I'm taking a shower to make what sounds like jet noises

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forget to breathe while listening to ear buds too loudly.

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When I see lost posters of native parrots I always wonder how could I find 1 in a million

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When you are reading a book and find that you are narrating the words you read in the book, to yourself. You feel weird, so you try to stop doing this by reading further or focusing more on the book.

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Ur mum

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Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Whenever I finish reading a book, I feel a great sense of achievement.

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I always have trouble leaving a airplanes lavatory I never get the door open

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When listening to a song with headphones or on the radio i sing the harmonies or make them while they sing the lead

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read on youtube comments with too unlikes

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Everytime aplane is flying low you think it's going to crash right in front of your eyes

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stare at someone then when they turn around look all around the room pretending you weren't looking at them

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I pee in the sink so i don't have to aim

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....you're high and you think you write complete bullshit?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.