When you think about your life then think your parents had to have sex to make you. Then start thinking about all the gross old teachers you've had that probably had sex. Then when you get older your parents tell you about all the times they had sex when you were in the house.

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Say something smart in class, then worry your friends will rip ony uo for it half way through saying it, so end it by saying "or something like that."

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When I'm in the shower, you think of arguments that can occur, then think of good comebacks to say to your opponent. And when it actually does happen in real life, you don't have the courage to say it.

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Pee in the shower

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When i get a back shiver. That's when i know something bad going to happen.

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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When watching television, I give people I don't like the finger

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

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Cover up the webcam on my laptop because I think someone might be watching me through it.

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Try to think of something nice then thinks of then scariest things.

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Feeling self conscious about breathing to loudly

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Whenever I have to carry a heavy box with both hands a long distance, my nose decides it's going to itchy.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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Try to keep a balloon in the air with out touching the ground, using anything but my hands -Noel

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Justin Beiber is a woman

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Taking the little rings off the top of my bottles.

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i pull for the chicken when peter and the chicken fight on family guy cause peter is a jackhole

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Pulling the same faces as the character you are reading currently is.

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sing like a pro in da shower

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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fap

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.