Whenever I get sweaty I put baby powder around my groin area and under arms. Ramos

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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I like to watch online videos of people and pause the video mid sentence to see the faces they make frozen mid speech

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I thought the 2013 film Frozen could have gone longer

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check shower for murder then pee

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

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When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Sometimes I toot.

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Boring car ride? Read every food & drinks rapper you can find .

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

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Before going to bed look around the dark room and when you see something suspicious you have a look to see its not a person

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I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Drum on the chair between your legs and wonder if people think that you're playing with yourself.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.