I wonder if sport games are rigged?

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Have a big twitch, freak out when you are dosing off in class but suddenly wake up.

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Say to yourself "I really should get that work done" then do nothing about it

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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I hit the frig after sex

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I scratch and sniff.

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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when in the car with just one parent i get very cautious about what im thinking cuz i feel like they r reading my mind

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

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I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

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I always go to sleep with every single one of my stuffed animals in my arms at the same time because I think that they get lonely and sad if I pick certain ones. Then again I sometimes wonder if they secretly hate me and think I'm a weird creep for hugging all of them every night. I'm 24.

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I'm a female. Sometimes I pee in the shower just so that I can try to aim my pee at the drain. This way I can imagine what it's like to pee with a doodle.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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When im standing at a urinal and another guy was there before me and i still finish first i pretend like im still peeing so he wont think i have a bladder problem.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

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When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.