wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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I have to look at myself in multiple mirrors before I leave my apartment. Sometimes if I'm alone, I'll walk back and forth between 2 or 3 mirrors about 25 times before I'm content to leave.

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Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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Stick my hand all the way to the bottom of a tub of grease.

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Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

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When I'm walking in the street and I hear a car coming from behind I try to beat it by running to the closest telephonepole.

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I don't care about who a celebrity dates or marries. Why should I?

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Sometimes while texting or messaging, I enact the physical gestures that accompany what I'm saying as if it were an in-person conversation, even though no one can see me.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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When i go into a public toilet and one of the cubical doors is slightly shut, I will be really quiet or slightly push the door to see if anyone is in there.

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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I put toilet paper in first before i poop, so the water dosent splash me.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Scratch inside my ear, then lick the finger I used.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.