Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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At work or in public and I am wearing snug pants I think sexy thoughts so I'll have half a hardon and make people think it's that big all time.

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the time where you sit behind a person that smells like BO badly!!!

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I feel that there is something sinister going on in government

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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I gotta get down of Friday

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GLENDA!!!

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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I have a band in my head that performs for me every time I listen to music.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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shit corn, even though i havent recently eaten corn.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.