resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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My parents are annoying.

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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Having sudden realizations that you are a person who exists.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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I think Lois Griffin on Family Guy is hot!

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.