While at the movies, grab and eat your popcorn with your tongue and pretend you are a lizard.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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When eating chips I always look at each side before eating it to choose which side will taste better

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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Cough, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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When I’ve got something cooking in the microwave, before actually looking to see how much time is left, I try to guess how much time is left; if I’m correct within 3 seconds on the timer, I actually feel a measure of accomplishment.

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I have dreams that I am really rich and wake up to be thankful for my life just the way it is

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Make hand gestures when talking on phone

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Look at adigital clock sideways when in bed while tryingto sleep and try to make the numbers look like faces

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.