Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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When a male dies and screams in pain in a movie, I feel normal about it. When a female does, I feel bad and want to help.

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When you lie in bed and imagine scenarios that will never happen.

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close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Try to make a turd that touches the bottom of the toilet before it breaks off.

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I sometime's wonder if other people can see and feel everything I can but are just in my body too judge me.

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Feeling sorry for inanimate objects

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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Sometimes I'll say quotes from movies or TV shows out loud to myself.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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I can't trill my R's

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if I see submissions above mine get thumbs up but not mine I will put them down

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Imagine myself going back in time and giving my friends and family little hints on how their life will pan out.

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Go to fart while you have the flu, only to find out it wasn't a fart at all....

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.