Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

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Whenever I hear someones name being announced on a p.a., in a store for example....I say out loud 'never heard of him/her'

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eat curry and don't complain about its spiciness ...if you're not white

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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Laying alone in bed at night and then every single scary thought, face, image, movie, or whatever starts playing in your mind.

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Sometimes I feel that my reflection in the mirror will stop doing what I'm doing and either jump out and grab me, start telling me about her reflected life, or give me a mission to free her from her mirror life.

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push a fart out really slow so you think nobody will hear it

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I try to not step on the lines on the sidewalk

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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I wonder why the word ISLAND has an "S" in it?

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Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Say "what?" when you know what they said, then answer before they can respond. I do it because it takes me a second to figure out what they said and so my immediate response it "what?".

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Sometimes, I have a hard time looking people I know in the eyes but have no trouble looking strangers in the eyes. I wish I knew why. Help!

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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check for spiders under the toilet seat before taking a dump

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pee when you are dreaming haha lol

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.