Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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Sometimes when someone says something to me, I will hear them perfectly clear, but I will instinctively say "what?"

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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when sleeping over at someone's house, make a cringing, weird looking face while opening the fridge in the middle of the night like somehow the look on your face will change the volume of the seal breaking open

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Wanting to be the Walmart baby model as a kid ^_^

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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I can't stop watching ST:DS9, (Star Trek: Deep Space Nine) It's so awesome, but then I just, (the same thing happens with whatever T.V. show i watch) GET COMPLETELY OBSESSED with it.

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No ones home. Go to youtube and do karaoke. Can the neighbors here me? Guess im not talking to them ever again...

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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check behind the shower curtain before taking a piss xD E E S

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.