when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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This song will not come out of my head!

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I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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Scratch my scalp and look around the place if there is someone watching me (if no one does) quickly smell my fingers

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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I sometimes watch entire movies with the sound off and a good album playing.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Having gay sex

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Waiting alone inside a public toilet for someone to come in and open the door.... so you don't have to touch the handle!

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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.