I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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You like to think about how your favorite characters would react if you told them that they were fictional.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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when I get a really good idea, I write notes in excruciating detail, as I believe my brilliance will quickly disappear and I will have no idea what I was writing about ..

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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When bored you watch the minute hand on a clock and try to see if you can see it move

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.