I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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Talk to my cat.

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Try to fly by jumping and then discover you can't

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When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

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Poop naked.

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I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Sometimes I cant sleep without something making noise , like a fan .

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.