I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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twirl your penis in a cirlce and make the woo woo sound

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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My dreams are almost always bizarre in some way - the only time they're ever normal is when they're the premonition type, and then they're about completely uneventful things but accurate down to the tiniest detail.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.