Try to see nipples through body paint.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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When I go to somewhere like France I always wittily comment to my friend " oh look at all those bloody foreigners as I have always thought they were tougher on immigrants

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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watch cartoons even though most of my friends don't

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When I post something on this site, I always do the thumb up at my own post.

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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I rehearse arguments in my head.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.