- Things You Think Only You Do

-23

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

-37

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

-41

I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

-41

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

-41

sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

-63

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

-69

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

-89

In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

-115

Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

+24

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

+10

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

+10

I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

+8

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

-16

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

-26

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

-36

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

-60

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

-62

At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

-66

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

-74

imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

-76

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

-106

get really confused

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

I wonder if a blind person knows how colors look?

Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

Race the microwave. Not literally, by the way.

imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

Things You Think Only You Do