I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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I always thought Diane Ross sang '76 why don't ya babe, get out my life why don't ya babe'.

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I probably am the only one who does this but I climb on my cat's cat tree to see what it's like to be a cat o.o

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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thinking about how you will never understand who in the world thought it was a good idea to spell "Wednesday" like that

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.