I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Touching your nipples at night wondering if anyone else wanted to touch them all day :)

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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I like making subliminal messages (givemeyourmoney)

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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I peel tiny strings off of cheese sticks because it's more fun and tastes better.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Sitting on a table at school and looking at the things u only think i do website

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Cover the built in webcam on my laptop when I'm using it with a folded piece of paper just in case

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.