Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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When watching the news and see all those children and other innocent people die at wars, in my mind I shout at God and ask him why he doesn't give me the sign and my powers to save the world. J.C.

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For some reason I really love to be hated on horsehead network, no idea why, stopped questioning it moments ago... Moral: Know what I mean?

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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I tend to stand in front of mirrors and stare at myself to the point of my face changing to a more evil look than normal and freaking myself out, and forcing myself to either look away, or down.

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I like to food shop between midnight and 5 am

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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misread dig bick

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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When you drop something and then drop it again as soon as you start picking it up

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I yawn on command… and hate it. –Ikka

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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate

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I shove food in my face like an animal when I'm home alone instead of eating like a normal person.

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Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.