having cool friends, but all of their other friends are nerds.

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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When I woke up this morning I was asleep.

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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I split my gum in half so I can chew on both sides.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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Go to the kitchen to eat, forget what I'm doing, go back to whatever I was doing, and realizing that I'm hungry.

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Vote for the other guy

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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wonder if anyone is on at 12 A.M. log on to a social network and realize that theres a lot of people on

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imagine killing someone by accident and feeling really guilty about it.

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Wondering how you look to other people and adjusting your clothes and posture so you don't feel as unatractive as you think you are, but aren't.

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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When I Was Little I Always Slept On My Stomach Even If I Wasn't Comfortable Because I Thought It Would Be Harder For Aliens To Abduct Me.

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Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.