Before i go to sleep, i imagine all the things i would like to happen in the future, and hoping it comes true or ill dream of it

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When I am at amusement parks I look and determine which guys I could beat up and which I couldn't.

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11

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I eat one way in public and another way in private.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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When I'm around people, I sometimes yell in my head "STOP READING MY MIND! I KNOW YOU'RE DOING IT, SO STOP!" just in case.

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When you are looking over someones shoulder and they look at you thinking you are staring at them so you suddenly turn your head

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Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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I think about doing evil things to people then i tell the person about it nikki

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Scratch my ass/armpit and HAVE to smell it.

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when walking up to an automatic door, you sweep your hand towards to the door when it opens, you feel like the Force is with you.

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if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Sometimes I like to count the amount of steps it takes to get upstairs/downstairs. Then I realize that the number is never the same.

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Sometimes I stop typing in the middle of a sen

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When something you're sat on makes a noise that sounds like a FART. So you try and do the noise again, to make sure people are aware that the noise was the chair and not you!

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.