You do a retarded dance when a song you don't like comes on

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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turning up the volume in your car when theres a car next to you blasting a terrible song.

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When a song comes on that i hate on the radio, i sing along with it because i know the lyrics. (Example: something by Justtin bieber D:)

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When ever my boyfriend doesn't reply to a text for a few hours I always imagine a worse case scenario and end up crying hystaricaly.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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when I'm walking i always try to step over the cracks with the same foot every time

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I want to suck on your penis

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I can't drink while I'm walking I have to stop.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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When drunk, I often grab something, lift it into the air, and yell "I GOT THE POWER!" just in case it turns me into He-Man.

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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whenever you walk into the bathroom with your phone/laptop/electronic device you stay sitting on the toilet even though you are done because you are so engaged with whatever you are doing

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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wonder if the strange thing you're doing right now will pop up on this website

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reading thingsyouthinkonlyyoudo.com at the office when you're supposed to be working then checking that the guy next to you doesn't notice. and quickly clicking a different tab when someone is walking or standing nearby.

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I wonder do females have morning wood equivalent?

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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imagine a bunch of girls are watching you at home, so you don't look like a dumbass

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Cope with serious things by not taking them seriously.

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Look at the clock to realize that it seems like the "second" hand is taking longer on the number its on right when you look at it, and/or you looked at the clock at the absolute perfect time. And it happens frequently..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.