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I often think I have the greastest taste in everything

I randomly highlight stuff when I'm reading something, only to click outside of the text so I can actually read it.

Having that feeling of entering the wrong classroom or bus, even though you know it is the right one.

When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.

I like eating chicken clubs with my hands and dip them in ketchup while pretending I am a caveman

Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

jack off

Sit on the loo and think about life because I can't be bothered to get up

when im alone and in a bad mood i make stupid faces with my eyes closed and try and figure out how stupid i looked. then i start laughing hysterically because i think that im an idiot. then i repeat this process until i have to pee from laughing so hard because im already in the bathroom so why not utilize the toilet, rather than waiting for a commercial and speed-peeing because im scared that i missed some of the show i was watching :D -Grace-

laziness .... its all in the mind

Totally piss myself off by thinking of future confrontations that probably won't happen.

Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

When I step on something pokey, I don't say the quick "OW" that is expected, I go the extra syllable and a say "JOW!"

I make a conversation with myself when looking at mirrors !

When I'm walking on the sidewalk, I try to count and keep a steady rate of how many times I step on each slab of concrete.

Your mom

I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

arrange certain social situations with attractive girls just to make spank bank deposits.

worry about your eyebrows sneaking their way up and making wrinkles on your forehead

When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

I always write b as d or d as b since I've learned the alphabet, and i hate my keyboarb cuz its on lower case every time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.