When you get in trouble, think of what you could have said or done so you could've gotten away with it.

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I sometimes try to summon things with the force of my thoughts...I would be so useful...but no way, nothing ever moves.

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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I let everyone know I'm a lesbian as soon as I meet them, ('cause I wouldn't want to continue talking to someone who hates gays).

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slow down in front of automatic doors thinking they won't open and then rushing through when they do so you don't look stupid

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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While washing your hair in the shower, having the weird fear of opening your eyes to see something staring at you.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting next to someone I start thinking stuff about him/her, making fun of their clothes in my mind or something. Then I have a feeling that maybe that person can read thoughts and immediately start thinking about something else, and avoid eye contact until one of use leaves

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If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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I praise the honesty of you all! :) I think confessing here is kind of fun...am I alone?

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Being all alone in your house and your mind starts to believe its haunted.

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While walking past someone thats wearing sunglasses you stare at them and wonder if there staring a t you aswell

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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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turn off the alarm clock one minute before its goes off when you wake up in the morning

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After washing butt, turn my butt towards the shower and spread butt cheeks apart to wash the soap out of my crack.

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Use head & "Shoulders" for pubic hair

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My brother (who is 2 years younger) and I have our own language, consisting of movie quotes and silly stuff we made up when we were little. We speak it with abandon when we're alone, and try as hard as we can to suppress it when we're with a friend. But sometimes some of it slips out, and the friend looks at us like he's the guy who isn't in on the joke; I always get the feeling he or she thinks the two of us are crazy. By the way, if you're the third person in company with two close siblings who are speaking their own secret language, don't ask them to explain or look at them like they're crazy. They're not nuts, and you won't understand, even if they try to explain. Just let it pass.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.