Find it impossible to get rid of the itch on the bottom of my feet or my palms when they're itchy

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Not wanting to think about something but your brain thinks about it because you are trying not to think about it so much.

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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When I'm on Facebook, I don't like anything in my news feed thats older then 15 minutes or else i'll feel like they think ima creeping on them.

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Running round the house like I'm Lara croft or someone from a video game :D it's fun

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Scared to flush the tolite at friends houses in fear that i will wake someone up of break the tolite.

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Smelling your armpits to see if you smell and then disguising at as yawn/stretch

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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Miss the bus, keep running pretending I was going somewhere else.

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At night when alone in my bed...I sometimes pretend like I got hit by a car or something, and my loved one is there with me...and I act out my last words...and how I would act. I've done this occasionally since I was 5. With different scenario's. Schmee

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When on a long car ride, i tend to look out the window and imagine that i am running on the side of the car and doing flips and other types of parkour to keep up with my car...

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i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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Leave coins on the floor in the corner when I have a party to see if there is a petty thief around

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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At the peak of orgasm, i used to think that im making out with someone else (like my crush) to make me cum.

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log off the internet then think of something and go back on

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.