I have mixed emotions when I drop a piece of food on the ground, like a chicken nugget, M&M, scoop of ice cream, etc - because part of me thinks it is sad because its only goal in life was to be eaten... but then the other part of me is happy for it, because it is possible that it *didn't* want to be eaten and has just made a successful escape. O_o

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.

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Writing d as b and b as d or p as q

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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Sometimes when it's very windy, i Loudly yell "Stop". The Wind most often seem to lower it's intensity or completely blow off.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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I only make the tv volume in multiples of 5.

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Spinning around to get dizzy, then spinning the other way to try and undo it.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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Bathroom occupied, piss in the kitchen sink.

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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Check this site often to see if anyone liked my comment or not...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.