Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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When out I like to "people watch."

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.