Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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Inspect the mirrors in store changing rooms in case they are one-way glass. Make faces into mirror as if you know they're back there.

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Wally,you mean Obamney is the only choice?

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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Become paranoid that this is not the real world, and instead is some coma induced dream.

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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When you can't use your hand to push a door, kick it and say "THIS IS SPARTA!!!"

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Go outside and pee.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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I always open up another tab on my browser, just in case I accidentally exit, so my computer can warn me that I will close 2 tabs.

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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Any time I hear someone speaking with an accent, I start mimicking that accident. –Ikka

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.