stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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Fart at home

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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i cannot watch horror films that have blood in it for fear of nightmares

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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Use an entirely different vocabulary in your head than everyday life.

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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Wait until there is nobody in the bathroom and then fart really really loud. Also I flip my pillow every 10 minutes so my head is on the cold side. (try it some time)

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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When watching a heavy action movie and you suddenly start thinking about how much it would cost to repair the damages made in the movie.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.