Leave the television on in my room when I go to bed, so I have some light and I can't hear all the creepy sounds that houses make.

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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Making "X's" with your fingernail on bug bites to get rid of them.

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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Mix my coffee with the spoon upside down.

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Think about awesome stuff that you could do (e.g beating up someone who steals your gf's purse or something) when listening to music

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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apparently you turn or twist everything to tight like a sink or a bottlecap ect. "i cant open the bottle of fu***ng coke becase you "

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When I wanted to sit on chair or anything, I'll wipe them first, in case there is something sticked on them

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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Look up definitions of acronyms in text messages or Facebook that I feel I should know because I'm teenager.

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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imagine squeezing your bladder in your hand when your peeing.

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Love an outfit on others/mannequin, but hate it on me!

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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Tape your dick to your leg to fit into tight pants

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cut corners when walking not because it's faster, but because it's more efficient

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.