run up the stairs when its night so that the monsters dont catch you

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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One time I went to my old primary school and while I was there I needed the toilet. So I go use the schools and was shocked at how small everything was I guess because I haven't been there in a while

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Wear hoods and sweatshirts in the middle of summer

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Having an OCD moment when the number of questions on a test is not a multiple of 5. I mean, who puts 47 questions on a test?! Or 53? English and Math teachers rarely do this but it's always the Histoy ones...

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Instead of having a nasty breaking up, I just disappear.

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Wonder what I would have said to my dad if I knew he was going to die

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Whenever I go to a new place, I look around and carefully plan my escape route in case of zombies.

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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Clicking Yes to "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service" without reading one word of that stupid thing.

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My goal is to get as much as possible thumbs down at this post.

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I have seen one of my submissions listed under "Quotes from other sites"

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When in long car rides I imagine a little man running or on roller skates next to the car. When A car comes he turns into a ninja and can slide under/jump over or cut the car in half.

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Whenever I'm throwing trash down the garbage chute or into a dumpster, I all of the sudden am terrified that I accidentally threw out a valuable ring/my cell phone with the trash.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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Get distracted during fap dreams and thinking of your mom and then going OMG GROSS OH GOD IM A PERV!!

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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getting a random wedgie when everybody is looking at me

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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Whatever situation I am in, I always start to invent rhythms with everything i have around, e.g. my legs, voice, tables or sometimes even the ground.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.