Pretend it doesn't hurt when someone I try for rejects me, but it does hurt, a lot.

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Having cool food in your house and knowing your boyfriend is going to call you around 6 or so, so you start eating said awesome food at about 5:57. That way when your boyfriend asks what you're doing to can tell him you're eating _____ and he'll want to come over.

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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Spray my perfume under my arms so if I sweat then it smells like perfume.

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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Wasting a whole bunch of time trying to find how to make one and realizing it was at the top and that you forgot what you were going to put in the first place.

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Laughing at a joke that you dont think is funny but everybody else does

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Get creeped out at seeing 11:34 at least once per day. The number even turns up everywhere in my life such as my jewelry store.

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When I eat M&Ms, Skittles or Froot Loops, I always make sure to leave one of every color for the end so I could eat them all at once. #rainbowinmymouth

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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during texting you set your phone in your lap right before a car is about to pass you so they dont see you texting and driving

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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Sometimes I see on the clock, the seconds needle go back 1 second and then never do that again for the rest of the day/week or whenever I'm staring at the clock for it to happen again. -Mike

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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Saying or doing something stupid, then later replaying it in your head and wanting to punch yourself in the face for it, then coming up with different ideas on how you could have been less stupid. -B

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Everytime I get in my car at night, I turn the light on and check behind the back seats to see if there's anyone waiting for me. Then lock the doors when all is safe.

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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shag your mom

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use any nearby window's reflection you walk by to check on appearance.

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.