When I aak someone out it takes me 3-6 attempts to get the words out

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Sometimes I forget that there are spiders in my bedroom, so after I've seen one I can't sleep for several days for fear that they'll eat me if I do. Then I forget about them again and thus the cycle starts.

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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Instead of scratching my balls with my hand I rub them vigorously on the bed

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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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When an awkward situation arises, pull out my phone and aimlessly flip through the apps to pretend I'm busy doing something

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Hold your breath when you go in bridge tunnels and compete against your friends to see who can last longer.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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I always think I have special powers

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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After waking up from being extremely intoxicated the night before, i check my phone and ALL my accounts on the internet to make sure i didnt make an ass of myself.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.