Hearing someone singing a song and stopping midway, so you need to finish it.

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Force a piss out really hard because you're in a rush.

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Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

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I cannot f***ing believe how many of these i do... and now i feel out of place

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I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

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I rub the ends of my hair because it feels awesome.

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When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

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When I listen to certain songs,it makes me feel awsome :D I listen to alot of LinkinPark -Briarwoodninja

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I like to eat grilled cheese with ketchup

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When I'm cooking, I mumble everything I'm doing under my breath like I'm in a cooking show and I'm talking to the audience.

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Even if it's something as innocent as a simple google search, I'm still inexplicably terrified when my parents draw near and could potentially see it. I silently flip out and frantically hide it like it's porn or something. ..And I don't even look at porn :I

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Watching tv with family/friends and laughing at something on the show, and then feeling awkward because no one else laughed.

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Love the Twilight books, HATE the movies.

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I sit in a chair upside down and pretend like i'm walking on the ceiling.

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When you think you don't hear someone, but as soon as you say, "what?" and they start repeating it, you realize that you know what they had said. But then you don't want to be rude, so you let them finish.

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try as hard as possible to not use the last of the toilet paper so you don't have to change the roll and inadvertently force someone else to do it.

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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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I don't cut a conversation on the phone short just because I have to use the "facilities". I've mastered the art of being as far away from the toilet while flushing and sprinting out of the bathroom.

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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When a room is dark and the light is really far away, I close my eyes to feel my way to the lamp.

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after a shower, try to shake the water off.

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Whenever I send or receive texts, I always make it a point to have more received texts than sent ones. It makes me feel popular.

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Living in the shadow of an atheletic friend, and secretly wanting to beat them up just to prove that you're as good as they are.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.