Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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Before drinking the actual soft drink, I drink the fizz as fast as I can.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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get caught up in youtube comment arguments

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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whenever i'm holding a kitchen knife, i feel super weird like i'm gonna stab someone.... its not like i would ever do that, but i think about what would happen if i just impaled the person that is standing near me with a huge knife.

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.