When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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I sit up all night on the computer/xbox then when people ask if i have slept i just lie and say yes to avoid the drama.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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I'm a man. When I'm watching a movie with my wife and it has a sad ending. I allways have to cry but moments before the actual end has come I allready start to snif my nose so that she thinks I have a cold and do not have to cry about the ending of the movie.

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Just ocassionally stand up and pontlessly walk around the house when using the computer. Anyone?

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place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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When you walk across a cross walk and you stretch your steps so it takes one step for each line, yet you still try to look casual because ur in public

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When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.