Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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I have seen a UFO

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

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Start to pray at night, but get bored and stop in 2 min.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Likes that girggle sound you make after a burp.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Put a few bits of toilet paper in the toilet before having a poo so there is no splash!

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I sometimes start moving my hands around "making them fight" pretending they are tiny fighters.

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.