I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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wonder who wrote these things

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Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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When ever I'm walking up or down stairs, i always have to step on the last step with my left foot.

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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This is kind of embarrassing... after I watched "Truman Show" I went home and talked to my mirror like Jim Carrey does in the film.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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You or someone you know has a secret crush/liking but the always shout it to the world. My sister does that.(It's why I ask)

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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After brushing my teeth I used to suck the water from it

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Take baths

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Ur mum

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.