Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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I have never watched Star Wars.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Touch something dirty with one hand then wash it but then wash the other hand cause it feels weird when it's not wet like your other hand.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Show all your friends this website to prove your not as strange as they think you are.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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Thinking your life is a movie...

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I Never read the Terms of Service but click the box anyway .

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sometimes when i see a cop cruising around i try and act suspicious to see if they pull me over.

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.