Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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I mute music videos and watch them to completely different music.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

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Think about breathing...

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Sometimes at night, I find myself imagining people I know saying my name, trying to get my attention in my head. They won't stop until I respond out loud.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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I wake up right before the "sexy" part happens...

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I **** with no hands.

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see if I can hold my breath when walking down a long hallway

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When you fart in class but try to cover it up by moving around so other people think it was just the chair squeaking.

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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Open the microwave door exactly when your food ends.

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If I get lost while driving, the first thing I do is turn down the radio.

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.